Tebogo turns to Nico and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life
without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college
and sign up for some classes." Nico agrees that it's a good idea.
The next day, Tebogo goes down to the college and meets the Dean of
Admissions, who signs him up for four basic classes: Math, English,
History and Logic.
"Logic?" Tebogo asks, "what's that?"
The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a lawnmower?"
"Yeah."
"Then logically speaking, because you own a lawnmower, I think that
you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically
that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house!"
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
"I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be heterosexual."
"I am heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of
that because I have a lawnmower."
Excited to take the class now, Tebogo shakes the Dean's hand and leaves
to go meet Nico at the bar. He tells Nico about his classes, how he has
signed up for Math, English, History and Logic.
"Logic?" Nico says, "What's that?"
"I'll show you," says Tebogo. "Do you have a lawnmower?"
"No."
"Then you're gay....."
